Winter Fashion Rebel Mugs

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Canada Goose Jackets

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'More hair than brains.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Man burning his tie.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Fashion Week"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

Oi to the world!

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'