Nature Rebel T-Shirts

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Hunting Supplies: Guns and Ammo - Teeth and Claws.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'I love rock festivals!'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

House Plant Party

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

Driverless Car

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

Scientists chained to the floor

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

Arrogant OAP.

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

Angry driver

'At the end of the day stem cell research is only what you make of it.'

"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

WC.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

'It started with a simple case of peer review.'

"I admit I fabricated data, but I didn't falsify any, and I didn't plagiarize."

Speed camera: 'Police fund-raiser, please increase your speed now.'