Green Revolutionaries Pillows

COP26

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

The melting polar ice caps

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Sea weed harvest.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Deforestation.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

COP26

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"What about my footprint?"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'