Energy Revolutionaries Gifts

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"You think a well with solar panels will grant us higher oil prices?"

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"We're going to need more pets."

Where clean coal comes from.

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

Man generating power for machine.

COP26

Fracking Express

Gas Bill

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

"What this company could use is some clean, fresh energy."

Before the Fall

Energy saving

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Price of crude oil rockets!

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

'Hot enough for ya?'

Fuel and Energy Crisis: Electric Ray Powering Computer.

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

Did the venture capitalists invest in your idea to create energy by harnessing anger? They wanted 60 percent of the company. I offered 35. They demanded 55. Then I found a solution. I sold them 40 percent, plus one of the essential components that makes the technology work. Where are you taking me? That's it. Feel the anger.

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

"You mean they gave us alternative fracks?"

'Sure it's dangerous but, if there is a power there. think what it will mean for things like HD TVs, cell phones, iPods ... '

I wouldn't get too friendly with him - I know for a fact he's going to be replaced by a robot next week.