Fossil Fuel Realist T-Shirts

Let them wear their pragmatic energy perspective proudly with a witty t-shirt designed for the fossil fuel realist who values honest conversation and clever humor.

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Addicted Planet

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel." mockup

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

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Bio Fuels.

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil." mockup

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

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Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil. mockup

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

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Energy trap.

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'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.' mockup

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

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New uses for excess coal

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"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money." mockup

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

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Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!' mockup

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

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Earth's energy

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Sucking all the oil out of the earth mockup

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

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Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars. mockup

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

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2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?' mockup

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

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Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?' mockup

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

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Iranian Oil

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Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

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"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?" mockup

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

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How coal creates jobs

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""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?' mockup

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

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"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?" mockup

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

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Sorry Fuel Crisis

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"Cop 20"

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"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones." mockup

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

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No dinosaurs died to make our gas. mockup

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

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'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm' mockup

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

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"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?" mockup

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

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The Land Grab: Then and Now

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"The fear of sea level rise has been good for our business."

"The fear of sea level rise has been good for our business." mockup

"The fear of sea level rise has been good for our business."

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"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."

"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks." mockup

"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."

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'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!' mockup

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

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Fossil Fuel Realist T-Shirts Collection

Fossil Fuel Realist Mugs

Discover our range of mugs designed for fossil fuel realists—witty and thoughtful, perfect for any energy-conscious conversation.

Fossil Fuel Realist Pillows

Explore pillows for the fossil fuel realist—bringing humor and realism into their living space with a witty touch.

Fossil Fuel Realist Prints

Browse prints for the fossil fuel realist—thought-provoking art that invites discussion and adds personality to any room.