Sustainable Futurist Gifts

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Robots In The Boardroom

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

AI Safety Officer

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Robot walking pet robot

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Artificial hearts.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'