Eco-friendly Futurists Gifts

'It's 300 million light years from Earth but it could be the answer to our energy needs.'

Canada and Germany Green hydrogen

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Minority Report

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"You may now kiss the bride."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Biro Diversity

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A gap between the solar panels

Electric car

Take me to your leader. . .

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

'Is it organic?'

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"We've made a few changes."