Fossil Fuel Futurist Pillows

Dinosaur Predicting Oil Futures.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

AI Safety Officer

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Bio Fuels.

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"So you're saying that by the end of this century tarpits will be phased out and replaced by microwave technology."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

"My brain got hacked!"

Education Plan

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"We shuttered Human Resources once we realized all of our employees were robots."

Clones are people two!

Future Road Rage

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Existence 2.0

"...And then one day some wise men realized that it didn't matter what happened to the environment, so long as we wore these nice, shiny suits!"