Fossil Fuel Philosophers Pillows

"You think a well with solar panels will grant us higher oil prices?"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Critical Ethanol report

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Energy trap.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fuels paradise.

New uses for excess coal

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

Earth's energy

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Iranian Oil

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

Sorry Fuel Crisis

"Cop 20"

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

The Land Grab: Then and Now