Fossil Fuel Skeptics Pillows

Keystone Cop

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Energy trap.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

New uses for excess coal

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Earth's energy

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Iranian Oil

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

Sorry Fuel Crisis

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

"Cop 20"

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"The interrogation went on for hours, but they couldn't get coal to come clean."

The Land Grab: Then and Now

"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

Arctic Wildfires.

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

Stop and think.

"Yes, that's good news, but it's a long way to go for oil!"

"I'll start start taking global warming predictions seriously as soon as they can nail a three-day forecast."