Clean Energy Skeptics Pillows

"Where's all that clean coal we hear about?"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Climate Change is a Hoax

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Carbon capture and storage

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

Nuclear power station and ecology

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

"According to my calculations, the world's water level will not rise due to global warming!"

'You're in denial.'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Jesse Helms - US Senator.

"This climate change worries me. It's only the middle of April and it's already up to minus 20."

Arctic Wildfires.

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

"The interrogation went on for hours, but they couldn't get coal to come clean."

"The Chinese global warming hoax!"

"I'll start start taking global warming predictions seriously as soon as they can nail a three-day forecast."

Yorkshire Water - "Time to take a leak Gentlemen ?"

"What do THEY know. . . I'm the one with the big brain."

'I carbon off-set by donating to the Conservative party.'