Fossil Hunter Gifts

"I just worry that it's affecting our work."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

Winning Through Bipedalism

Dinosaur Wishbone

'I'm not surprised they're extinct!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

dog vs UFO...

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

The Steakosaurus

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"You've passed with extinction!"

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"