Fossil Hunter Prints

"I just worry that it's affecting our work."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

Winning Through Bipedalism

Dinosaur Wishbone

'I'm not surprised they're extinct!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

dog vs UFO...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

The Steakosaurus

"You've passed with extinction!"

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Fossil bands

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"