Fossil Hunting Gifts

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"What about now: would this look good as a fossil?"

Dr I Splittem's advice to fellow archaeologists would be... 'only chip-off a small piece of rock at a time'!

Birdwatchers' Jackpot!

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Dinosaurs No Longer Do It.

Fossil Frustrations

Searching for treasure

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Tallyho!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

The Steakosaurus

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"You've passed with extinction!"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Champagne at the hunt

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

Fossil hunting

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'