Fossil Collecting Gifts

'We believe it's one of the oldest fossils ever found.'

Dinosaur bones assembled incorrectly

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

"My greatest fear is being misunderstood."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Paleontology Dept. 7.5 million years! He does it with one quick look. Ernie's an expert at speed dating!

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

I uncover dinosaur bones with this little dozer. It's powered by solar-charged batteries. Nonfossil fuel fossil fuel!

Museum of Archeology. It says on his last expedition, this archeologist only uncovered leg bones. Ah! A real "shin-dig"!

A paleontologist puts together dinosaur bones and becomes trapped inside.

Geology.

Dinosaur Wishbone

'Way back in the early 1900s, Dinosaurs ruled Hollywood.'

Dinosaur dig 'Pet cemetery'

"Fossil, shmossil - we want gold."

Fossil hunting

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

The Steakosaurus

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"You've passed with extinction!"

Fossil bands

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"