Alternative Energy Supporters Gifts

Swamp gas

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Solar Frankenstein

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

US Energy Needs.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

If Ghosts Were Real

"We've made a few changes."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"It's for global cooling."

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Wrong pills

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

"We're phasing out Russian oil."