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'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'

'It's an extinction notice.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

John F. Kennedy

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

'Don't worry it's organic...'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Maypole

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Saint Patrick

William Shakespeare

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

The Race to Ukraine

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

Tess of the Dirigibles

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'Is it organic?'

Napoleon asking John Bull what to do the Pope

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."