Modern History Buff Gifts

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

'Quit giving it gas...you're going to flood this thing.'

Follow Me on Twitter statue.

Why Resign?

History of Government Shutdowns Museum

"Sign of the times, eh?"

The Fight Against Terrorism

'Oh no, tanneries have changed a lot since the old days.'

'Peter, that's not what I meant when I said to cast the net.'

"Oh honey, I don't know what it means, either."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Suspicious Star of Bethlehem

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Flags

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"What's a patent?"