Modern Historian Gifts

'You mean you once had to WRITE letters?'

Stay the Curse.

Museum: Shopping Trolley

Aluminium Henge

Russian Nesting Dolls and Devices

"In the olden days, these things were used to store your contact details."

Modern Nativity

'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'

'I don't know whether the shepherds had infrared imaging equipment or not. I just know they were watching their flocks by night.'

Steve could tell that Hal wasn't into the whole re-enactment thing anymore...

So... ten commandments.

Noah was told there would be forty days of rain. He had much to do. He built an ark, gathered animals two by two and bought his wife waterproof mascara.'

'Last child without her own cell phone' museum exhibit.

History

"What were you doing during the Iraq War, Randy?"

Trump 2.0

QR Grave

Our Civil War

Opium Den 2019

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Gender Equality

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'