Christianity Appreciator Gifts

Cheesus

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

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"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

'Oh, it wasn't glossolalia -- he just gets tongue-tied when he preaches about sex and marriage.'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

"Jesus changed the water into wine and everyone drove home responsibly."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Today's Sermon: Good Cholestrol Vs. Bad Cholestrol'

Two friars ringing bells

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

"That isn't allowed either."

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'There's something different about the vicar, He seems louder,'

'Global warming is God's way of giving you sinners a preview of HELL!'

"Because he didn't even change your name. That's how I know he was talking about you."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

Vegetarian Heaven

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

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