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'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

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"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

'Oh, it wasn't glossolalia -- he just gets tongue-tied when he preaches about sex and marriage.'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

"Jesus changed the water into wine and everyone drove home responsibly."

Two friars ringing bells

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

"That isn't allowed either."

'Today's Sermon: Good Cholestrol Vs. Bad Cholestrol'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'There's something different about the vicar, He seems louder,'

"Because he didn't even change your name. That's how I know he was talking about you."

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

Vegetarian Heaven

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

Corporate Entertainment Area

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Global warming is God's way of giving you sinners a preview of HELL!'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."