Religion Appreciator Prints

"That isn't allowed either."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Finger puppets in church.

Attila the Nun.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Hallelujah!"

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Jesus and the Peeps

Honk if you're holy.

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'But everybody does that stuff!'

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'