Faith Appreciator Gifts

'The manna? Oh, the manna is great -- Now, about our housing problem....'

God Happens

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Honk if you're holy.

"Hallelujah!"

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'Oh, it wasn't glossolalia -- he just gets tongue-tied when he preaches about sex and marriage.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Life is just four letters...

"That isn't allowed either."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Growing Churches

'More options!'

'Today's Sermon: Good Cholestrol Vs. Bad Cholestrol'

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

"Jesus changed the water into wine and everyone drove home responsibly."

Two friars ringing bells