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Dog Confession

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

Pope Francis' visit to America...

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

At home with the Pope.

Pope Benedict at Easter

'Yes, and don't call me Shirley.'

Some catholic like it hot

Dante Alighieri

Welcome to the British Museum...

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

"Hey! Jesus! Shut the door, it's freezing in here. Anyone would think you were born in a barn!"

'Idiot.'

'The Canonization of Sister Patricia'.

Pope Francis

Papal elections.

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

Statue of Moses of parting bird poop.

Why the Pope resigned...

Papal Bull.

Pope Leaks,

'The Pope has told me to give him his roller skates when it's too strenuous to walk...'

Papal Diplomacy

Notice in window of Times Gone By shop - Shoplifters will be Hung, Drawn and Quartered

"That's St. Anthony of Padua. He finds every ball I hit in the woods."

Pope still on tight shedule.

Pope Mobile

'The big man has quite...changes of administration make me nervous...'