Catholic Culture Pillows

'The Canonization of Sister Patricia'.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

R.C.I.A.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

The Pope

John Newman

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

Pope Francis

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

A friar

Pope Francis

Pope Benedict at Easter

At home with the Pope.

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

God is dead.

Some catholic like it hot

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

Daniel O'Connell

I'm not pontificiating, am I?

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

Death of the pope.

"It's rose, not pink...Because Jesus rose from the dead. He didn't pink from it."

'Wait, you mean there's only one Pope at a time? In the whole world!?'

The man who gave up utensils for Lent.