Catholic Tradition Gifts

"Who broke my St. Pius figurine?"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

All-Candy Seder.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Folk Wedding

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Midwest Winter Items.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

"It was her mothers"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'