Religious Traditions Pillows

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'

Pesach Nightmares

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Folk Wedding

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

"It was her mothers"

Christmas on Other Planets.