Religious Practices Pillows

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Home depot."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

My God, I need to fart.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Male On Sunday

"Holy moly!"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'I'm afraid, Reverend, that what the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

The Deli Llama

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Nadal's bottles

"So … ribs for lunch?"

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

Congregation

Indian Face Painting

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'

The Passover Police

Gregorian Monks: Please turn off your cell phones.