Cultural Traditions Pillows

"We got you a dreidel."

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

Belt Buckles for different Jewish foods.

'It's important to keep up English traditions.' - 'I agree. The morris dancing is fun too.'

I think he likes you.

Dreidel Breakdance

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

Never refuse their homemade food.

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Scotch Egg...

"Look! In Greece, St. Basil fills children's shoes with presents for New Year's Day!"

"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."

Now Accepting Chanuka Gelt.

Irish Jig Saws

"We are dancing."

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

The Passover Police

'Och lye the news'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"I like wearing dresses, carrying a big bag, and braiding my hair. Does that make me a transgender?"

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

Matador Taxidermy

Man in kilt with a balloon.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I'm not sure I like the way Gracie is celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month."

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

"Dad, are we a minority group?"

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

Main St Ottowa

"Pishers and kvetchers reporting for duty."

"Traditional singing I don't mind, but she's into traditional Tibetan throat singing right now..."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Scot country dancing,

Scotsman playing the fiddle.