Cultural Customs Pillows

"Do we kiss these people?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Scottish party

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Pearly King and Queen

"I love these old decorations!"

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Folk Wedding

Midwest Winter Items.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Maypole

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"