Cultural Practices Pillows

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Bull fighter with a gun

'No thanks. I've got a nicotine patch.'

Tourists

Turn, turn and turn.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Och lye the news'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

I love Museum Shops

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Snake Charming

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Slalom

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Foreigner ready for the hunt

Scot country dancing,

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Alpine Pipe

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"Wow, that kid does not like Georgia O'Keeffe."

'What I like about Magaloof Tracey is it feels so foreign.'