Cultural Practices Mugs

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Bull fighter with a gun

'No thanks. I've got a nicotine patch.'

Tourists

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Turn, turn and turn.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Och lye the news'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

I love Museum Shops

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Snake Charming

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Slalom

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

Scot country dancing,

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"Wow, that kid does not like Georgia O'Keeffe."

Alpine Pipe

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'What I like about Magaloof Tracey is it feels so foreign.'

Never refuse their homemade food.