Social Customs Pillows

Manners and customs of 'ye Englyshe', scene 4.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

"At weddings you can do that but not at funerals!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Children's Party

Pearly King and Queen

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Out of kilter.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Glyndebourne

Christmas on Other Planets.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Baptism Then and Now

"I read 'Art News.'"