"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."
Social Norms Pillows
Add a dash of humor or insight to their space with pillows that playfully reference social norms—great for conversation-starting décor.
Sitting Room, Standing Room Only.
Rules for the men's restroom
'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'
'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'
I hear my husband! Quick, take your clothes off!
'He invented the table, and I invented the manners.'
As terrific as she was at painting....
'Do you remember Paul Waterson? He was in your class at school.' - 'Vaguely, yes.' - 'He got married last year and they had a beautiful baby girl last week. His parents are just thrilled!' - 'Oh, right.' - 'You're holding up the show. Capiche?' - 'Eh?'
Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.
Complex Problem. . . Simple solution: Muttering in public. . . Cell phone.
Look at that big fat man!
Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.
Me at 22 vs. me at 29
"Went that way Officer - bold as bras, out in the street - without a hat!"
"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"
"The best way to tell a woman's age is not to."
"He's just had a bath. We're living in 'unprecedented' times."
"You're a woman. . . would you let him ask your age?"
"Polite company does not discuss religion, politics, education, gender, climate, diet, credit scores..."
"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."
Nekkid Ladies
"Then he said that people are supposed to forget conventions in times like these."
"I'm a vegetarian who eats meat."
"Sorry, these are saved."
"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."
"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
"You mind if I smoke?"
"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
"Polite company does not discuss religion, politics, education, gender, climate, diet, credit scores..."
"Lenny?" "Darrell?"
"No topless bathing"
"So close."
Social Norms Pillows Collection
Social Norms Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that challenge or celebrate social norms—perfect for everyday conversations and coffee breaks.
Social Norms Prints
Decorate your space with prints that reflect on social norms—thought-provoking art that sparks conversation and adds personality.
Social Norms T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that boldly question or humorously comment on social norms—ideal for making a statement with style.