Cultural Norms Pillows

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Och lye the news'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

Scot country dancing,

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

Alpine Pipe

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Never refuse their homemade food.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"I'm not sure I like the way Gracie is celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Snake Charmer

"Sorry, these are saved."

Rocket charmer.