Social Customs Mugs

Manners and customs of 'ye Englyshe', scene 4.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

"At weddings you can do that but not at funerals!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Pearly King and Queen

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Children's Party

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I love these old decorations!"

Out of kilter.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

All-Candy Seder.

Glyndebourne

Folk Wedding

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Baptism Then and Now

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I read 'Art News.'"