Social Customs Explorer Mugs

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Call me!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

Larry David

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Shy Man at Party

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

"He never was one for living dangerously!"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

Manners and customs of 'ye Englyshe', scene 4.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"All my sophisticated payment apps say the same thing - it's your turn to pay."

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."

"I'm going to tell the Wagners we can't make their party. Is sending a drone in our place proper etiquette?"

"That top is so... interesting." "I love that you don’t care how your hair looks!"