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"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Call me!"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Larry David

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Shy Man at Party

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

"How much do you tip your genie?"

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

"He never was one for living dangerously!"

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

Manners and customs of 'ye Englyshe', scene 4.

"That top is so... interesting." "I love that you don’t care how your hair looks!"

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."

"All my sophisticated payment apps say the same thing - it's your turn to pay."

'Edgar, I'm thinking of stepping beyond the bounds of good taste.'