Historical Customs Pillows

Ladies using thier cage crinolines as bathing machines

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

All-Candy Seder.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Folk Wedding

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Midwest Winter Items.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

Koko pleads with the Mikado

The Dandy

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Shall I be mother?

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Pamplona Station