Historical Customs T-Shirts

Ladies using thier cage crinolines as bathing machines

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Pearly King and Queen

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I love these old decorations!"

Out of kilter.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Midwest Winter Items.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"It's running five minutes fast."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

The Dandy

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Christmas on Other Planets.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Maypole

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'