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'...and did you pack the bag yourself?'

"Mom, wouldn't it make more sense to have an Easter chicken rather than an Easter bunny?"

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Night of the Latkes

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Elfie Stick

Piranhaclaus

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

That one has all the batteries!

Pina Coladas

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.