Holiday Customs Gifts

'...and did you pack the bag yourself?'

"Mom, wouldn't it make more sense to have an Easter chicken rather than an Easter bunny?"

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Night of the Latkes

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Piranhaclaus

Elfie Stick

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Pina Coladas

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl