Historical Costumes Pillows

A women with a stiff crinoline knocking over cups and saucers

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Cow Pinatas

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Champagne

The height of fashion in 1796

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Bear Costume

"I was almost that last year."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Dead Funny

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Cut!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Advocado

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Modern Major General