Cultural Rituals Pillows

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Maypole

Poisson d'Avril!

Tribal masks.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Year of the Rat

Scot country dancing,

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

The Christening Party

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Alpine Pipe

Arabian Cuisine

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."