Ritual Pillows

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

Nadal's bottles

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

Indian Face Painting

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

Baptism in the Dead Sea

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

Dowsing for Coffee