Ancient Rituals Pillows

"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Tribal masks.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Stonehenge Bowling

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

"Man's first total solar eclipse"

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."

Indian Face Painting

Nadal's bottles

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Make love and war

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

"The baby apologises for missing the Christening, he had an urgent appointment."

Dowsing for Coffee

Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'

Woman indicates church's no-smoking sign: "Does this mean no more burning of incense?"

Watermelon Cult

"Two sacrificial virgins and call me in the morning."

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

'Wait -- what if the Canaanites want to convert?'