Cultural Ceremonies Pillows

The Christening Party

Hoskins was invited to take part in the nicorette patch of peace ceremony

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Bubbly

Wedding Day Itinerary.

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Cardiac Recovery.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dancing Doctor

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"