Cultural Traditionalist Pillows

"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

'Och lye the news'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Scot country dancing,

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''