Cultural Traditionalist T-Shirts

"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Bring out yer books!'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

'Och lye the news'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Old Book Smell

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Scot country dancing,

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."