Catholic Mythology Buff Pillows

A big snake swallows Saint Patrick

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Bacchus.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Toadstools

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'Where was the TSA?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

A vampire in a canoe.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Right here's fine."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Recalculating route..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds